This is going to end up one of two ways:
1) Fredy Montero will go from a star on the rise to MLS's version of OJ Simpson within the span of a month
2) The woman is lying and will make it harder for woman who are really attacked by celebrities to be taken seriously.
Either way, this is a messed up situation.
On to fun news:
It makes this t-shirt at the US Soccer Store even funnier!
- You can pre-order The Beckham Experiment at Amazon.com.
- Real Salt Lake blew out Columbus 4-1 last night thanks to Robbie Findley's hat trick.
- The US has their Gold Cup group - Grenada, Honduras, and Haiti.
- If you want to laugh at some of the bad attendance numbers at MLS games early on, check this post out.
- Fulhamania is alive and well.
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