fearFor those that were wondering, Kick This! will be on the air this Saturday as usual.

It's nice to know that we were missed by at least a couple of people when The Pain Clinic took over for a two hour Wrestlemania episode.

News & Notes:

- The Rhinos have inked MF Jamie Franks, MF Alfonso Motagalvan and F Andrew Hoxie. They are also hosting Colgate University at 7pm this evening at Marina Autos Stadium.

- Johnny Menyongar comes in at #2 on the top 25 USL-1 players of the last decade.

- Brian Quarstad at Inside Minnesota Soccer has pulled together a nice USSF 2nd Division season preview for the second year in a row.

- Here is another example of how Abby Wambach is just really cool.

- This result of the Carolina-Montreal pre-season match makes the Rhinos win over Montreal look even better to me.

- Pat Noonan is trying to land a job in Seattle and Cristian Arrieta and  Danny Szetela are trialing with Philadelphia.

- Jon Busch has landed in San Jose.  I wonder how long it is before there is a war of words amongst the Earthquakes keepers with Jon Shrub & Joe Bazooka being lobbed back and forth?

- Former NYRB GK Danny Cepero is headed to Harrisburg of USL-2.

- MLS Cup 2010 is headed to Toronto and BMP Field's new "Cadillac of grass fields ".

- MLS apologizes for the technical bugs with the launch of their new website.

- Is Ottawa still in the mix as an MLS expansion team?

- Who do we hate? WE HATE MONTREAL!

- Natasha Kai and Stuart Holden are getting new kicks.

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